Contact

Welcome to the most redundant Contact page on the Internet. There are few writers more wraith-like and mysterious than Rhodes. Eschewing the current trend for author/reader interaction, he chooses instead to live beyond the realm of accessibility. Like someone from the year 2004, he is on neither Myface nor Spacebook, and nor will he ever be.

There are certain writers who are generous enough to read manuscripts that are sent to them by aspiring authors. Sadly, Rhodes is not among them.

We recommend that instead of contacting Rhodes, you should watch this clip from the great lost comedy series West Heath Yard. Remember - the song is king.

This unpleasant page is almost at an end. But before you go, please enjoy some of Rhodes’ stunning artwork: